Punk Rock Pizza Party

Roots, rock, reggae (and lots and lots of birds)

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birdsrightsativist:

reelbigmikey:

Its a fucking pelican mariachi band

Plz do not refer to them as the f*ucking pelican mariachi band. They have a name (le pelican de mariachi) and a loving fanbase, they deserve so much more than your rude comments. Like for teh example, the one with the violin. His name is squeeble (the name of the almighty ruler in southern bird religion) He was named after the almighty ruler because his mother was a firm believer in teh temple of squeeble, his mother was so passionate about it that she soon became obsessed with the almighty ruler. So obsessed that she desicrated all of the statues of the almighty rulers wife  (squeebella). She was sentanced to 35 years in jail. To this day squeeble lives with the shame that his mother brought to him and his family. And the one with the big guitar. His mom used to get into bad bar fights (because of her anti squirrel at bird bars beliefs) He cannot give up his mothers painful past. One time his mother got into such a bad bird feeder fight that she lost a crucial feather, and was never able to fly again. And the one in the corner with the tiny guitar. That’s greg, greg was cursed with a stupid hooman name. So please, now that you know there tragic pasts, don’t make fun of them. They struggle to get views and sometimes just that little hurtful comment makes it that much harder to get through the day.

birdsrightsativist:

reelbigmikey:

Its a fucking pelican mariachi band

Plz do not refer to them as the f*ucking pelican mariachi band. They have a name (le pelican de mariachi) and a loving fanbase, they deserve so much more than your rude comments. Like for teh example, the one with the violin. His name is squeeble (the name of the almighty ruler in southern bird religion) He was named after the almighty ruler because his mother was a firm believer in teh temple of squeeble, his mother was so passionate about it that she soon became obsessed with the almighty ruler. So obsessed that she desicrated all of the statues of the almighty rulers wife  (squeebella). She was sentanced to 35 years in jail. To this day squeeble lives with the shame that his mother brought to him and his family. And the one with the big guitar. His mom used to get into bad bar fights (because of her anti squirrel at bird bars beliefs) He cannot give up his mothers painful past. One time his mother got into such a bad bird feeder fight that she lost a crucial feather, and was never able to fly again. And the one in the corner with the tiny guitar. That’s greg, greg was cursed with a stupid hooman name. So please, now that you know there tragic pasts, don’t make fun of them. They struggle to get views and sometimes just that little hurtful comment makes it that much harder to get through the day.